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I'm an NYU graduate, media professional, and Christian twenty-something with a deep passion for television, lolcats, and teh interwebz.

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   Oh God. I’m going to hell for laughing so hard at this. Oh God.

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    arrowsandaccolades | juliasega

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    Hahahaha!!!!! omg.

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    This is the reason why I watch Maury. He does hilarious stuff like this.

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    arrowsandaccolades | juliasegal This was posted maybe four days ago and I’m still laughing. Maury’s such a hilarious...

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    jesus christ. the human race is a satirical comic strip in motion. Thank you Maury for making it more accessible for...

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    Ahahaha, i’d love to see the reaction face

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    bahahahaha impossible to take it seriously. i wonder if she’s also terrified of the stay puft marshmallow man.

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    I’m scared of cotton wool I’ve watched this clip it made me feel sick.

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    This made me giggle.

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    This would totally be Jamie Gardner… but with butterflies instead of cotton balls.

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    mustard? how does one become scared of mustard? not liking it…i get that, but scared? as for the cotton ball…what’s it...

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    OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE BEST! COTTONBALL MAN! AHAHA MY FAVORITE EPISODE.

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    I think both reasons are equally true! Also, I have a friend who is afraid of condiments. You should see his face while...

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    I know a girl who’s scared of sponges because theyre “porous”, and she gets weirded out by porous things. I then told...

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    The guy who is scared of peaches is a classic, too. Maybe it’s just because I like to see people who could likely beat...

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    The best when will always be the pickle one.

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    the girl afraid of pickles was the best

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    hahaha! i thought lamb chop was on maury for a second

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     2birds1toni:cocoshaynel:victoriaaa-:juliasegal:brominator:juliasegal: so mean! these are my favorite episodes to watch...

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     Or the girl afraid of pickles? She made my summer.

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     couldnt never handle this one!

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     Have you seen the one where the girl is scared of mustard?

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     (juliasegal) Yes, Maury, a nice cottony embrace will erase that fear.

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     i see this photo i laugh. EVERY.TIME.

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     laughing way harder at this than is probably normal.

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     hahaha so funny.

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     teenage whores section is still the best. america has some pretty screwed up kids.

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     CAN NOT BREATHEEEEEEEE

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     > Jerry Springer

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     But if you’re scared of cotton balls, you kind of deserve it.

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     hi is rude like that.

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     looooool i remembe rthis episode. And also the phobia of pickles lol

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     - Gets me through my computer classes at Uni.

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     this kind of makes me miss watching daytime tv.

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     Remember that person scared to death of pickles? f LOST, this is good tv

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     a cotton ball?!? seriously?!? a cotton ball?!? what does she do...a little kitty or bunny...

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     used to work at Maury, I helped make this lovely cotton get up. There was cotton balls and adhesive spray all over the...

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     MAURY IS MY BITCH

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