I Call 'Em Like I See 'Em

Saddest Story Ever of the Day: 4-year-old boy takes can of Bud Light from his grandfather’s cooler, gets drunk, runs away from home, breaks into neighbors’ house, steals their Christmas presents, all so he could go to prison to be closer to his inmate dad.

Oh, and he was wearing a girl’s dress at the time of his capture.

Happy Holidays!

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LOST Series Finale Will Be 3 Hours Split in 2 Weeks

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:40:49 -0500

fuckyeahlost:

Will 18 hours be enough for the last season? (By the way, Season 6 will consist of a two-hour season premiere, 13 episodes and three-hour series finale that will air over two weeks — but as Cuse joked, “I’m sure the network will sell it as a six-part finale if they can.”) Cuse: “For us, [18 hours] is just about right. I mean, we aren’t sitting here feeling like, ‘Oh my God, we need a ton more hours to tell the rest of our story.’ It feels like it’s going to work out just fine. It will have been the right length.”

“Lost” executive producer and frequent director Jack Bender will direct the series finale. “He’s definitely directing it. He’s been such a humungous part of the show and he’s our third partner in Hawaii. You know there wouldn’t be anybody else to do it besides him,” Cuse said.

Cuse on their approach to the final season and the finale: “All we can do is trust our guts, which is kind of where we’ve been from the beginning. We started the show sitting in my office every morning, having breakfast, talking about what we thought was cool and whatever we both would get excited about would go into the show. That’s how we’ve approached it [all along] and that’s how we approached it at the end. So, our barometer can only be: Does this ending feel satisfying to us and to the other writers? And if we can achieve that, we feel like we will have done what we can do and what we should do.”

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Um, I’m sorry, what? The final season is ONLY 13 EPISODES? Shouldn’t it be more like 15 or 16 or 23?

I’m 99% positive this isn’t really Matthew...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:34:29 -0500

I’m 99% positive this isn’t really Matthew Fox…but it’s still freaking hilarious.

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:09:34 -0500

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